What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : I'm 24.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

What do you think of Andrew Tate?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Sometime ago, the Iranian Minister said that a US Navy aircraft carrier would be an easy target for 300 speed boats armed with Katyusha rocket launchers. Is this true?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : I don't drink

He : So, are you seeing someone?

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Sure.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : Because it's month of August.

Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

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Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Is it okay if I am not interested to talk to any of my relatives as I saw the real faces in my brother's marriage as none of them helped us rather were a kind of disappointment and were talking bad?

Me : No

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Why do some guys treat girls so badly?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Thank you.

He : Tea ?